Quotes

This is a collection of quotes from 3DTreening jiu-jitsu coach Priit who`s widely considered a mean person because of his serious expression and general unpoliteness.
Plus he has this horrible habit of doing kneebars to people.

And yes, this post is in English.
This way the whole world will have the opportunity to read it. Enjoy!:)

Here we go:

Dude, your crossface is kinda not good... at all!
(to some Irish dude who can`t do crossface, to the amusement of everyone present)

This is shit!!
(to some Irish dude who can`t get a move right... Priit then proceeds to smack his ass to get him into better position:)

Helin! FUCK!!!
(many times per training, when Helin is doing something Priit thinks she shouldn`t be doing, like not countering sweeps etc)

Shit, all shit! If violence was allowed in training, I would smack you on the head!
(beginners don`t get some move right)

See? This is good - this is shit!
(explaining the right way and the wrong way to do some technique)

Hey! Stop doing that, or I`ll kick your ass!
(someone practicing heelhooks or such on beginners during sparring)

I`m so good at jiu-jitsu because I eat so much!
(after finishing a huge pizza at midnight)

Dude, I can see 2 of you! No, wait... hey dude, now I can see 4 of you!!!
(4am, after several Long Island Ice Tea`s and at least 4 shots of Jägermeister:)

More to come...